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Calle del Arenal 5-7, Madrid
Nice toilets upstairs where not many people come in on weekdays. If you're careful in the women's toilet, you can have…
These are the top make-out spots to be alone with your lover in Madrid, España
Calle del Arenal 5-7, Madrid
Nice toilets upstairs where not many people come in on weekdays. If you're careful in the women's toilet, you can have…
Calle de la Salud 11, Madrid
Go down to the underground car park and slip into the toilets. People don't usually come in, the door is closed from…
Calle de Atocha 3, Madrid
These are the access stairs to the car park. Right at the bottom nobody can see you, and at weekends in the early hours…
Calle de la Montera 33, Madrid
It's not very expensive and the film is the least of it. Every screen is small and will be practically empty, and…
Calle del Desengaño 9, Madrid
Sex shop with booths in central Madrid, mostly with a gay crowd. Entry is paid, roughly five to eight euros. It's…
, Madrid
A very risky spot, not to say impossible, but hey, that really would be a royal romp.
Calle de Santa Isabel 52, Madrid
The toilets in the café (and throughout the museum) are completely sealed off: closed from top to bottom, not very…
Calle Algeciras 2, Madrid
If you've got tinted windows, nobody walks past at night and it's pretty good.
Paseo Paraguay 2, Madrid
A large park with lots of areas for a quickie. The park closes at midnight, but if you stay inside you get maximum…
Calle de la Armada Española 1, Madrid
Only suitable late at night, since before that you're really exposed. But in the early hours, with the darkness and the…
Calle de Mozart 5, Madrid
A daring spot, but at a screening with few people you can try a little handiwork.
Paseo María Teresa 1, Madrid
You can hire boats. The lake isn't very big, so it's risky: only for thrill-seekers.
Calle de Meneses, Madrid
Poorly lit path in Tierno Galván park, lined with trees and scrub that help you hide. It is a quiet area where, from…
Paseo de la Castellana 142, Madrid
When there's a match on and you're bored (which happens to me nearly every time), suggest to your partner or friend…
Calle del Profesor Aranguren 7, Madrid
In the multipurpose building there are toilets on the third floor. They're always empty, of course, and the disabled…
Avenida Puerta de Hierro 5, Madrid
A pretty good make-out spot, usually very quiet at night, although there's a small risk of UCM security coming by…
Calle del Arroyo del Olivar 51A, Madrid
Lots of spots to do it, but watch out for voyeurs, as there are quite a few around.
Avenida de Alfonso XIII 105, Madrid
A good dead-end street with very little movement from the people who live in the area.
Calle de Alcalá 414, Madrid
Toilets at the Alcalá Norte shopping centre, in Madrid, mainly the ones on the lower floor, where the market is…
Estación Chamartin, Madrid
Action every day at all hours: a cruising area, in the toilets.
Avenida de los Rosales, Madrid
Stretch of the Manzanares Linear Park that starts at the bridge opposite the Novosur shopping centre and continues…
Paseo Estación 7, Madrid
A good open-air car park at Villaverde Bajo Renfe station. Best at night.
Unnamed Road , Madrid
One of the best make-out spots, with countless places where you can do it.
, Madrid
A place to go at night, as the companies that usually use it aren't working and their employees leave the lot empty…
Calle de Estocolmo s/n, Madrid
A place to go at night: very quiet, with lots of space and very secluded areas. Threesomes, gay men out cruising…
Vía Dublín 182, Madrid
On Vía Dublín, right next to the IFEMA Madrid trade fair grounds, on weekend nights since there's nobody around. It's…
Autopista de Circunvalación 412, Madrid
A good car park, though it closes at 11, so hurry up. Then again, heading into winter, when night falls earlier, you'll…
Avenida de Carmen Amaya 15, Leganés
Except on Friday and Saturday nights, when it's usually quite busy, the rest of the week it's a good make-out spot…
Calle Peñaranda de Bracamonte 60, Madrid
An area under construction with deserted streets all to yourself. This is one of the most remote and out-of-the-way…
Calle Arquitectura s/n, Leganés
The car parks at the Butarque municipal stadium, quite spacious.
Calle Deyanira 29, Madrid
Thanks to the slope in the area, the path is naturally hidden, which makes it a perfect place to have sex with your…
Calle Rafael Botí 68, Madrid
The best time is weeknights or any time of day at the weekend, since it's a street used for parking by people who work…
Calle Prov Parque Valdebebas 20 57, Madrid
An area that's still sparsely populated, ideal for finding a spot with the car and steaming up the windows.
Calle de la Virgen del Mar 1, Coslada
A good area with plenty of trees that will be your shield against any voyeurs.
Ronda de las Naciones Unidas, Alcorcón
Sandy path past the Urtinsa industrial estate, on the border between Alcorcón and Leganés, leading to some organic…
Calle Freud 3, Madrid
In the toilets on the main floor of the Biblioteca de Humanidades, in the afternoon and before closing time at 8 pm…
Poligono UE-19 Desarrollado 79P, Getafe
You can park along practically the whole road on the right-hand side, the one facing the railway tracks; some spots are…
Calle Francisco Tomás y Valiente 5, Madrid
Only for the afternoon, when nobody comes by. Go up the stairs of the module; once there, you can lock the door from…
Calle B 7, Leganés
A good place for cruising and dogging.
Carretera Barajas 330, Alcobendas
This track leads to the San Isidro hermitage and a small wood called the Pinar de San Isidro. You've got loads of…